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    The Dad Joke: As Told By Man's Best Friend

    In Celebration of Father's Day!

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    The Dad Joke. Defined by Urban Dictionary as "An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children."

    Daughter: Dad, we should go back soon.

    Dad: Why?

    Daughter: I'm hungry.

    Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad!

    Daughter: Shut up with the dad jokes, they aren't funny!

    In fact - dad jokes can be the stuff of legend. Punny, pointed, corrent and indirect all at the same time - the "dad joke" was somehow dad's answer to Mr. Miyagi. As we head into Father's Day weekend - we could think of no better way to celebrate you then to countdown our top dad jokes as told through by our furry friends

    #1 Thanks Dad...for all the Bark-fast's

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    #2 And letting me have that extra piece of cake (that mom said "no" to) at the pawty.

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    #3 Sometimes "that look" said more than words.

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    #4 You taught me how to take care of myself.

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    #5 And how to "wiggle it" just a little bit.

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    #6 You always had a few tricks up your sleeve.

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    #7 And taught me that mistakes and accidents are okay too.

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    #8 We always had everything we needed (*burp!*)

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    #9 My childhood was 24K magic.

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    #10 Name that Band. Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away

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    #11 Hi. Yeah I know who you are. No, I am...your Father.

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    #12 What kind of dog is always up for taking a bath? A shampoo-dle.

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    #13 Yes I know you taught me how to use a spoon - I will be happy to set up your cell phone.

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     What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie? They press the paws button.

    #14 And you taught me to be smart n stuff.

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    How do you spell “dog” backwards? D-O-G-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S

    What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? Take the words out of his mouth.

    #15 You always have the BEST stories!

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    #16 You inspired me to run and chase and play...and also to take care of my nice things.

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     What kind of place should you never take a dog? The flea market.

    #17 More than anything - you inspired me to work hard and follow in your foot steps!

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    #18 Last but not least....

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    From our hearts to ALL the dad's near or far - Happy Father's Day!

     

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